PINK HIPPO: June 28, 2017

oh man, is it even worth it?  i'm actually afraid to weigh myself bc i know if i see the same number of pounds i'm just going to order a large pizza and eat it in one sitting.

this morning i wasn't actually hungry, and i was hoping that meant that my body was joyfully gobbling down the huge fat stores in my stomach/legs and thus didn't need outside nutrients.  but i made myself eat something bc i knew i'd be starving later on if i didn't, and pig out.

Breakfast:  greek yogurt with peaches, mashed avocado with hard-boiled egg and tomatoes, diet snapple peach iced tea

Lunch:  gluten-free/dairy-free tuna wrap, bowl of cherry tomatoes
[i am really proud of this one, bc i did end up feeling famished and was going to totally gorge on a turkey burger WITH fries.  but last-minute willpower.]

3:22 PM, i can't eat tuna again.

Snack:  bowl of grapefruit



this makes me feel a little better: 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/healthtrending/these-unbelievable-before-and-after-photos-prove-that-the-number-on-the-scale-means-nothing/ar-BBD5a3A?li=BBnba9O

dang!  no way i could do this.  http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/healthtrending/kourtney-kardashian-reveals-all-the-details-on-her-insanely-strict-detox-diet/ar-BBDpV83?li=BBnba9O

PINK HIPPO: June 23, 2017

Breakfast: greek yogurt with blueberries, popchips, diet sprite, bowl of grapefruit

Lunch:  gluten-free tuna wrap, tomato salad

Dinner:

Blue Hippo: Friday, June 23, 2017

Here's to another depressing post.

Breakfast:  Banana, coffee with almond milk, almond coconut kind bar, three hard boiled eggs, two pieces of millet chia bread ( I actually think calorie wise it is like 850 calories just for breakfast)

Lunch: Spaghetti squash and turkey meatballs with like ten peanut butter crackers (small)
protein shake

Dinner:

PINK HIPPO: June 22, 2017

i'm vowing that if i don't lose at least a couple of ounces by the end of this week, i'm giving up, because obviously eating normally and eating nothing amounts to the same weight.  yesterday i was trying on a pair of tan shorts and looked in the mirror, and i swear on my life, the first thought that flashed through my head was:  "Omg, i have the exact body of a cabbage patch doll."

so then i started cry/laughing/mostly crying.

so here's to another day of this bullsh*t.

Breakfast:  greek yogurt with blueberries, pop chips (100 calories), diet sprite

Snack:  bowl of grapefruit

Lunch:  miso-glazed salmon, green beans

Dinner:  half glass of milk, apple, leftover popchips from breakfast


http://www.delish.com/food/a53875/5-2-intermittent-fasting-diet/

PINK HIPPO: June 21, 2017

i think i might start skipping the milk at night.  i think it's making me bloated and gaining more weight. my fear is that i'm going to get that Biggest Loser syndrome where you're eating less food but your metabolism still slows down, so you don't lose weight.  i hate nature.

Breakfast:  greek yogurt with blueberries, pop chips (100 calories)

Snack:  bowl of grapefruit

Lunch:  grilled chicken with roasted zucchini and cauliflower

Dinner:  half a glass of milk, an apple

PINK HIPPO: June 20, 2017

Breakfast:  Dasani sparkling water in meyer lemon, greek yogurt with peaches, popchips with sea salt (100 calories), bowl of grapefruit

 wtf  ...  especially since this news
 
Lunch: lemon oregano cod, green beans, brown rice

Dinner:  apple, glass of milk, glass of wine

PINK HIPPO: June 19, 2017

it is hot and disgusting out, so i am not hungry. this will most likely result in overindulging in food once i am properly air-conditioned.

Breakfast:  greek yogurt with raspberries, diet snapple peach iced tea, 7 peanuts

Snack:  bowl of grapefruit

Lunch:  grilled chicken with bokchoy and mushrooms

Dinner:  glass of milk, apple

PINK HIPPO: June 15, 2017

Breakfast:  greek yogurt with blueberries, breakfast jook, one piece of turkey bacon, bowl of grapefruit

Lunch: (from cafeteria "Fit" menu, where all combinations are less than 500 calories)
chicken stew, snap peas


Dinner: glass of milk, apple

PINK HIPPO: June 14, 2017

Breakfast:  greek yogurt with blueberries, glass of milk, bowl of grapefruit

Snack:  bowl of cherries

Lunch:  peanut butter on wheat, glass of fat-free milk

Dinner:  i already know it's going to be bad.  it's a work event tonight, so lots of booze and appetizers.  that's why i tried to eat healthy for my other meals.

(i actually did pretty good, food-wise, for dinner).

PINK HIPPO: June 13, 2017

Breakfast:  greek yogurt with blueberries, breakfast jook, bowl of grapefruit, diet snapple peach iced tea

Lunch:  grilled chicken, roasted zucchini and cauliflower

Dinner:  glass of milk, apple, 3 peanuts

PINK HIPPO: June 12, 2017

Breakfast:  greek yogurt with raspberries, bowl of grapefruit, diet cranberry raspberry snapple

Lunch: grilled chicken on pita (hmm. luckily, pita bread is gross and soggy so did not eat most of it.)

Snack:  7 peanuts

Dinner:  one glass of milk, one apple

PINK HIPPO: June 8,2017

i'm PMSing, and in between my rage-tears and my rage-rage, i'm allowed to eat my feelings.

Breakfast:  two chocolate chip cookies, one glass of orange juice, breakfast jook, greek yogurt with blueberries, one bowl of grapefruit

Lunch:  grilled cheese on wheat, tomato soup

Dinner:  apple, glass of milk

PINK HIPPO: June 7, 2017

Breakfast:  greek yogurt with raspberries, piece of toast, two eggs, one piece of turkey bacon, (they had already taken away the oatmeal), one bowl of grapefruit

Snack:  bowl of cherries

Lunch:  grilled chicken, roasted yams, tomato rice


Dinner:  one glass of milk, one apple

PINK HIPPO: June 6, 2017

Breakfast:  greek yogurt with peaches, breakfast jook, diet snapple peach tea, one bowl of grapefruit

Lunch:  grilled chicken breast, corn, spinach

Dinner: one glass of milk, one apple, one handful of popcorn

Blue Hippo: June 5, 2017

I guess I have to start posting again since vacay is over.  I have managed to come back even fatter.  I think i am the same weight I was when I was six months pregnant.  Maybe fatter.

Breakfast:  3 hard boiled eggs, one sweet potato, two pieces of flaxseed bread;  coffee with almond milk (yay for the return of coffee!)

Snack:  2 almond coconut kind bars

Lunch:  Chicken tofu almond and spinach

Dinner: 8 rice cakes with some peanut butter

Snack:  Peanut butter

Dessert:  small piece of dark chocolate

PINK HIPPO: June 2, 2017

Snack:  strawberry lollipop from allergist's office

Breakfast:  greek yogurt with raspberries, breakfast jook, two pieces of turkey bacon, Dasani sparkling raspberry lemonade, grits

Snack:  bowl of grapefruit

Lunch:  two hard shell chicken tacos with lettuce, tomato, and cheese

Dinner: one apple, one glass of wine

PINK HIPPO: June 1, 2017

Breakfast:  greek yogurt with peaches, diet sprite, breakfast jook, one bowl of grapefruit

Lunch:  turkey burger, two vodkas

Dinner:  one glass of milk, one apple, one handful of popcorn