My red spots are still on my face and I have a stubborn whitehead in my armpit. Also, stress-xema is flaring irn my neck. Are you alive?
Breakfast: 1 glass of milk with collagen powder; 1 cheese omelet; a pancake; 1 fruit/yogurt parfait
Lunch: turkey cheeseburger; 1 diet Pepsi (seriously what is going on that there are NO diet cokes available in the entire building)
Dinner: Apple
Water intake: 114 oz. Good!
i knew it, you quit after a week. and my face has suddenly exploded in red spots. so, things are great on my end.
breakfast: 1 glass of milk with collagen powder; 1 cheese omelet; 1 pancake; 1 fruit/yogurt parfait
lunch: 1 turkey cheeseburger; 2 sweet potato fries; 1 diet Pepsi (they ran out again?)
dinner: 1 apple
water intake: 104 oz.
ugh. why am i confessing my sins when not forced to? it's this raging PMS. plus, every time i know i'm going to be back in ohio, the stress of it makes me overeat, despite my resolution to eat nothing two weeks before going.
breakfast: rest of marble loaf; 2 glasses of milk; 2 Starburst
lunch: chips and salsa; diet coke; Snapple peach tea; 10 M&Ms
dinner: roast turkey strips; 1/2 apple; 1 small brandy
water intake: 50 oz (pathetic)
fingers crossed that my sugar cravings leave me tomorrow.
uh, i also did not write my diet regime from yesterday, for reasons you can understand. unfortunately, i do not even have the excuse that it was my birthday.
i wasn't going to mention today's either, bc my PMS hit me full-force today. my body was just craving sugar like i was a cocaine addict. the five spoonfuls of Cherry Garcia didn't satiate it, nor did the 3 Starbursts. i went downstairs to Rite-Aid to get some chocolate cookies, but the only had chocolate chip cookies, and i needed something more decadent. that's when i met Entenmann's Marble Loaf, and i suddenly understood your obsession with milk bread. this marble loaf, half vanilla/half chocolate, was a pillowy soft cake, light as a feather, that melted in my mouth. i ate 3/4 of it with a quart of milk. just thinking of it now makes me want to finish off the loaf, but no, no eating carbs after a certain time, or else i turn into a fat gremlin. thank goodness this sugar-craving only comes once a month.
breakfast: 3/4 loaf marble cake, 1 quart of milk, assorted candy
lunch: nachos, pretzels, diet coke
dinner: too full from junk food, nibbled on some healthy pop popcorn
alcohol: 1 shot-ful of bourbon
water intake: 60 oz
NO JUDGMENTS.
due to me being on a different time zone on weekends, all mealtimes will be in quotes, as they are aberrant to others.
before judging me, remember that somebody tried to steal my phone, so a lot of these calories could be deleted due to the extreme stress and shock i went through.
"breakfast": chicken nuggets, sweet potato fries
"lunch": chips and salsa; Snapple peach tea; 7 salted gummy bears
"dinner": chicken and rice; diet sprite
snack: 1 chocolate pudding
water intake: 80 oz.
Going to just say this will be a bad day. We canceled our Chicago trip and so I will be stress eating with all of us stuck inside.
Breakfast: black coffee with collagen powder, bread with peanut butter
Lunch: too much snacking--two soft pretzels, blueberries, chex mix, pine nuts, chocolate protein shake
Dinner: buffalo chicken dip, prosciutto and goat cheese flat bread, cobb salad
Snack: candied pecans
As I predicted...
Breakfast: three bowls heritage flakes with oatmilk, black coffee with collagen powder
Lunch: oatmeal with three fried eggs and kimchi
Snack: Two slices of multigrain bread with peanut butter and bananas (who knew this was the highest caloric meal!)
Dinner: Tempura udon with spicy tuna roll
breakfast: 1 orange juice with collagen powder; 1 oreo chocolate pudding
lunch: rice and szechuan tofu; 1 diet coke
dinner: rest of rice and szechuan tofu; 2 vodkas
water intake: 75 oz
wish i had a Shamrock Shake.
breakfast: 1 glass orange juice with collagen powder; 1 pancake; 1 cheese omelet; 1 yogurt/fruit parfait
lunch: turkey cheeseburger; real fries!; diet coke
dinner: 1 apple, 5 roasted almonds, 1 string cheese, 1 small brandy
water intake: 104 oz.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Breakfast: two bowls heritage flakes with oatmilk, black coffee with collagen powder
Lunch: rice with three fried eggs, anchovies, kimchi
Snack: 3 spoons of PB and cup of protein boob shake, bowl of blueberries
Dinner: Whole vegan/gluten free pizza (unfortunately like 1000 calories)
Snack: unclear what it will be--maybe blueberries maybe pretzel, maybe pb, maybe all of the above
Today was not a good day for calories---very hungry all day. I think stress?
I think the drinking every day really messed up my immune system--now I'm afraid to drink.
I think you should put your collagen powder in your yogurt instead bc it sounds like a better vehicle for it.
What was interesting today was while I was eating my pizza theo threw up like really gross dinner and I cleaned it up and thought this kinda looks like my pizza. You would think that would have stopped me from eating the rest. No. I consciously thought gross as I finished it off. This is how I know I will fail in life.
breakfast: 1 orange juice with collagen powder; 1 cheese omelet; 1 yogurt/fruit parfait; 1 pancake
snack: 1/2 bag of jalepeno chips (thanks a lot, loser)
lunch: 1 turkey cheeseburger (full disclosure, it has grilled mushrooms and caramelized onions on it, i don't know how many extra calories that adds); 1 diet coke, 4 sweet potato fries (why do people like these? they're not tasty. i have so many leftover to eat this weekend)
dinner: 1 apple; 1 string cheese; 1 small brandy*
water intake: 80 oz*
*pending
Breakfast: Two bowls of heritage flakes and oat milk, black coffee with collagen powder
Snack: Kind bar, pretzels, jalapeno chips
Snack 2: whole papaya
Dinner: Chickpea feta and tomato pasta with sausage
Snack: Not eaten yet but likely bowl of blueberries
Very gassy and bloated today--probably from all this fruit.
can't believe that you "had to" say the "ides of march". world feels uprooted. what's happening. did i drink this bourbon without realizing it?
also, i think i'm PMSing so this is really going to affect my sugar intake this week.
this is my jalepeno chip brand choice:
breakfast: 1 glass orange juice with collagen powder; 1 cheese omelet; 1 pancake; 1 fruit/yogurt parfait
lunch: turkey cheeseburger; 5 sweet potato fries (they're just not as tasty as the normal fries); 1 diet coke
dinner: 1 apple, roast turkey strips, 1 small glass of brandy*
water intake: 90 oz*
The ides of March!
Had to say it.
Breakfast: black coffee with collagen powder and two bowls of heritage flakes
Snack: Pretzels and blueberries
Lunch: Rice with three fried eggs and anchovies and kaetnip
Snack: More blueberries and pretzels and jalapeno chips (I blame you for putting that idea in my head)
Dinner: Miso glazed cod with rice and zucchini
Snack: Strawberries, banana, korean yakult drink
Started talking about going back to work and how busy it has been....so probably going to stress eat some chocolate when I get off this blog. Will let you know tomorrow the damage.
breakfast: 1 glass orange juice with collagen powder; 5 spoonfuls of Crispy Chocolate malted milk ice cream (finished off the pint)
snack: small bag of jalepeno chips
lunch: roast turkey, rice, diet coke
dinner: apple, roast turkey strips
alcohol: 1 shot-ful of bourbon, sipped
water intake: 70 oz
Breakfast: two bowls heritage flakes with oat milk, black coffee with collagen powder
Snack: two handful of pretzels, blueberries, two bananas
Dinner: salmon with goguchang glaze, kimchi, crispy rice
Snack: chocolate protein breast milk supplement shake
watching the kids eat the last ice cream cones....
Breakfast: Black coffee with collagen powder, two bowls of heritage flakes with oatmilk
Lunch: granola with oatmilk, handful of pretzels, boobie supplement chocolate milk (like a protein drink for breast milk)
Dinner: We had a kids party today so not great....
Four pieces of pizza (they were thinner though), half cup sparkling rose?, one cupcake, one cookie, one brownie
Snack: Was still hungry when I got home probably from shivering in the freezing cold--so three truffles, some cherries (terrible), handful pretzels
I almost bought three pieces of pie since I was thinking last day for desserts. I restrained myself but thinking about the ice cream cones in the freezer. Also did you know that the freaking granola is like 300 calories for a half a cup? So I had almost or above 700 calories on that crappy meal. I could have had two egg mcmuffins!! Granola is one of those foods that trick you into thinking it is good for you but really it is just sugar and calories. I just need to find high volume foods that have low calories that isn't cabbage.
You drink champagne? Since when?
lunch: rest of paneer tikka masala from yesterday; 1 samosa;1 kiwi-strawberry Snapple
snack: fries; chips and salsa; diet sprite
dinner: 1 samosa; roast turkey
dessert: cherry garcia!
water intake: 60 oz*
*pending
i don't know why the "comments" isn't working. i went into Settings and looked around but since i don't know what i'm doing it's possible that i changed everything into binary code. when i looked at "comments" it looks like someone commented in Russian in 2017? awkward.
lunch: a bowl of nachos, a Snapple Orangeade, 1 spoonful of peanut butter
dinner: 1/2 order of Paneer Tikka Masala, 1 diet spite
water intake: 50 oz*
*pending
sidenote: there is some Cherry Garcia in the freezer which keeps winking at me during my naps. i may or may not succumb to it's siren song (known as the "tumm tumm grumblies")
Breakfast: black coffee and collagen powder, two bowls of heritage flakes with oat milk
Lunch: One piece of bread with a tiny sliver of tuna salad that kids didn't eat, Oatmeal with three fried eggs
Snack: Papaya
Dinner: Chicken parmigiana
Dessert: One ice cream cone, one bowl of granola with oat milk, two truffle chocolates, two mini chocolate cookies, bowl of blueberries
I finished the milk bread today so hopefully can start fresh Monday. Almost done with all the ice cream cones. The problem is after dinner I feel like I can't stop thinking about dessert and can not rest until I eat it. Sigh.
I'm also going to probably have some wine after I write this.
Side note: I keep writing comments but it doesn't publish. I'm not sure what is going on.
isn't kate moss still skinny? why the 90s?
breakfast: 1 crystal-light mango peach green tea (i know that sounds made up, but it's a specific flavor that i like) with collagen powder; 1 chocolate pudding, 1/3 small bag of Parm Crisps
lunch: 1 easy mac bowl, 1 diet coke, 5 pretzels
dinner: apple, 2 pretzels, 1/3 bag of Parm Crisps
2 glasses champagne, 2 vodkas*
water intake*: 85 oz
*pending
Started off positive....
I really should consider sleeping at two pm to avoid snacking.
Breakfast: Heritage cereal with oat milk (two bowls)
Lunch: Rice with four fried eggs, odeng, kaetnip, seasoned anchovies
Snack: whole papaya
Bob came home early so wanted to go get happy hour before picking up ronan...
Dinner: two margaritas, shrimp quesadilla, chips and salsa, nachos
Snack: 5+ mini chocolate chip cookies, one ice cream cone, half a chocolate bar
Looking at this I feel like if I just cut out the alcohol and the dessert I should be Kate Moss* thin right?
Positive note--I did not eat any bread.
*Kate Moss in the 90s
this is stupid bc you're going to stop posting in a week.
breakfast: tea with collagen powder, 1 pancake, 1 cheese omelet, 1 yogurt parfait
lunch: turkey cheeseburger, diet coke
dinner: apple slices, string cheese, 1 shot-ful of bourbon (but sipping it)
water intake: 104 oz.
March 10, 2022
Breakfast: Black coffee with collagen peptides, Heritage flakes with oat milk
Lunch: oatmeal with three fried eggs
(this is usually where I go off the deep end and stop charting what I eat because it makes me sad)
Snack: blueberries and strawberries
Oops: bunch of bread pudding
Dinner: lemon butter cod with rice and zucchini
Snack: two ice creams (gotta finish these)
Oops: tub of bread pudding
