TWO FAT HIPPOS

TWO FAT HIPPOS
two sisters vying for food

Monday, March 21, 2022

Pink Hippo: March 21

 uh, i also did not write my diet regime from yesterday, for reasons you can understand.  unfortunately, i do not even have the excuse that it was my birthday.

i wasn't going to mention today's either, bc my PMS hit me full-force today.  my body was just craving sugar like i was a cocaine addict.  the five spoonfuls of Cherry Garcia didn't satiate it, nor did the 3 Starbursts.  i went downstairs to Rite-Aid to get some chocolate cookies, but the only had chocolate chip cookies, and i needed something more decadent.  that's when i met Entenmann's Marble Loaf, and i suddenly understood your obsession with milk bread.  this marble loaf, half vanilla/half chocolate, was a pillowy soft cake, light as a feather, that melted in my mouth.  i ate 3/4 of it with a quart of milk.  just thinking of it now makes me want to finish off the loaf, but no, no eating carbs after a certain time, or else i turn into a fat gremlin.  thank goodness this sugar-craving only comes once a month.

breakfast: 3/4 loaf marble cake, 1 quart of milk, assorted candy

lunch: nachos, pretzels, diet coke

dinner: too full from junk food, nibbled on some healthy pop popcorn

alcohol: 1 shot-ful of bourbon

water intake: 60 oz

NO JUDGMENTS.

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