TWO FAT HIPPOS

TWO FAT HIPPOS
two sisters vying for food

Wednesday, December 6, 2023

Blue Hippo: December 6, 2023

 I feel like there should be a post for the 2023 year.

Breakfast: None

Lunch: 50+ gummy bears, bowl of oatmeal, cashews

Dinner:  chicken tikka with potatoes and garlic naan

Dessert: two brownies 

alcohol units : 2

I wasn’t going to have any alcohol because it makes me bloat so badly and my eye bags worse but the kids made me do it. 

Thursday, March 24, 2022

Pink Hippo, March 24

 My red spots are still on my face and I have a stubborn whitehead in my armpit.  Also, stress-xema is flaring irn my neck.  Are you alive?

Breakfast: 1 glass of milk with collagen powder; 1 cheese omelet; a pancake; 1 fruit/yogurt parfait

Lunch: turkey cheeseburger; 1 diet Pepsi (seriously what is going on that there are NO diet cokes available in the entire building)

Dinner:  Apple

Water intake: 114 oz.  Good!

Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Pink Hippo: March 23

 i knew it, you quit after a week.  and my face has suddenly exploded in red spots.  so, things are great on my end.

breakfast: 1 glass of milk with collagen powder; 1 cheese omelet; 1 pancake; 1 fruit/yogurt parfait

lunch: 1 turkey cheeseburger; 2 sweet potato fries; 1 diet Pepsi (they ran out again?)

dinner: 1 apple

water intake: 104 oz.

Tuesday, March 22, 2022

Pink Hippo: March 22

 ugh.  why am i confessing my sins when not forced to?  it's this raging PMS.  plus, every time i know i'm going to be back in ohio, the stress of it makes me overeat, despite my resolution to eat nothing two weeks before going.

breakfast:  rest of marble loaf; 2 glasses of milk; 2 Starburst

lunch: chips and salsa; diet coke; Snapple peach tea; 10 M&Ms

dinner: roast turkey strips; 1/2 apple; 1 small brandy

water intake: 50 oz (pathetic)

fingers crossed that my sugar cravings leave me tomorrow.

Monday, March 21, 2022

Pink Hippo: March 21

 uh, i also did not write my diet regime from yesterday, for reasons you can understand.  unfortunately, i do not even have the excuse that it was my birthday.

i wasn't going to mention today's either, bc my PMS hit me full-force today.  my body was just craving sugar like i was a cocaine addict.  the five spoonfuls of Cherry Garcia didn't satiate it, nor did the 3 Starbursts.  i went downstairs to Rite-Aid to get some chocolate cookies, but the only had chocolate chip cookies, and i needed something more decadent.  that's when i met Entenmann's Marble Loaf, and i suddenly understood your obsession with milk bread.  this marble loaf, half vanilla/half chocolate, was a pillowy soft cake, light as a feather, that melted in my mouth.  i ate 3/4 of it with a quart of milk.  just thinking of it now makes me want to finish off the loaf, but no, no eating carbs after a certain time, or else i turn into a fat gremlin.  thank goodness this sugar-craving only comes once a month.

breakfast: 3/4 loaf marble cake, 1 quart of milk, assorted candy

lunch: nachos, pretzels, diet coke

dinner: too full from junk food, nibbled on some healthy pop popcorn

alcohol: 1 shot-ful of bourbon

water intake: 60 oz

NO JUDGMENTS.

Sunday, March 20, 2022

Blue Hippo: March 20, 2022

 Will not post what I ate today.  I'm sure you understand.

Saturday, March 19, 2022

Pink Hippo: March 19

due to me being on a different time zone on weekends, all mealtimes will be in quotes, as they are aberrant to others. 

before judging me, remember that somebody tried to steal my phone, so a lot of these calories could be deleted due to the extreme stress and shock i went through. 

"breakfast": chicken nuggets, sweet potato fries

"lunch": chips and salsa; Snapple peach tea; 7 salted gummy bears

"dinner":  chicken and rice; diet sprite

snack:  1 chocolate pudding

water intake: 80 oz.